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I don't care that no one tagged me with the 20 interesting things, I'm going to do it anyway...later...
So I'm in a really irritable mood. Everyone and everything is abrasive to me right now. I am annoyed with everyone with a penis right now. I don't care what your current relationship to me is, you are annoying me.
You don't call when you're supposed to, or you only call when you want laid, or when your girlfriend leaves you. You text me when you're drunk and wake me up at 3AM. You wrecked my truck and didn't fix it. You gave away my cats. You don't know I smoke. You can't operate a screwdriver. You are too fucking good in bed. You want to marry me. Your voice cracks. You smell really damned good. You're too hairy. You don't have any body hair. You like mushrooms and onions in everything. You eat like a little kid. Your hair is stupid. You stalked me. You laugh like a girl. You messed yourself up on your motorcycle. You have my body. You have my heart. You don't drink beer. You hate my music. You are gay and don't know it yet. You owe me money. You tried to kill me. You snore really fucking loud. You are perfect to sleep next to. You are a really good dad. Youre a drunk. You all annoy me, a lot...
In case you hadn't guessed I was talking about numerous people. The good thing is i am really good at turning emotions off. Which I am doing right now.
I'm gonna do that 20 interesting things thingy later today. Until then...