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Cosmic brownies have been around for a long time, perhaps too long. Any given person has know about this snack for quite a long time, but nobody would ever guess it's potential. During the summer of 2010, one individual started to purchase these brownies on daily basis. At first they were delicious, then the aftertaste set in, and chaos started to explode. Sprinkles left in a car or apartment meant instant abandonment. Around June, the brownies became as disgusting as they could achieve. After one bite, the individual no longer wanted to eat anything for hours. Cosmic sobriety passed for days and an idea was soon formed.

Bros icing bros had gained popularity on the internet, but a far worse event was in store. The Cosmic Challenge. An event where one could prove themselves a hero or a bitch. The rules are as followed

1.The victim cannot see the challenger buying the Cosmic Brownie.

2.The victim can block the challenge with another Cosmic Brownie.

3.The victim may buy their way out, one dollar insures their safety.

4.The victim must eat the entire Cosmic Brownie.

5.If the victim refuses the challenge, they are a bitch.

6.No person is safe from the challenge.

The victim's face is very similar to zhenka face. They go through several stages in their plight of the brownie. First, the brownie confuses the victim by tasting wonderful, but then the aftertaste sets in. It is a weird combination of spicy and chocolate chalk. Not only is item disgusting, it is very packed, which allows it to expand in the victims mouth. The final stage is the powerful stomach ache, where the victim should have payed the dollar instead of putting themselves through this torture. The brownie also does not die. When put in fire, it does not melt or catch aflame, it sits there and waits for it's next victim.

Who knows what lies ahead for...The Cosmic Challenge!