rowanmayfair

Okay...

So,

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head

The bartender looks up and says:

"What the fuck is this!?!"

The frog sez:

"I dunno... it started with a bump on my ass..."

My allergies have also been so bad. I've had a headache since Monday morning and have been taking everything I can think of. Even my own Clarinex and Nasonex isn't working!! I'm miserable too. *sniffles sniffles*

Sorry don't have a short joke right now.