I normally don't have much to say. But I had an interesting time the other night. I went out drinking by myself. Yeah I know, alcoholic. When I run into the only other guy I know in real life that likes Cradle. Things always get nuts when this dude is around. Not too long ago he tossed his bike off the 3rd floor and his bestfriend just happened to be walking by. BAM! 50 stiches. So basically I got into a fight with Tequila and it won, like it usually does, but I got a few good swings in. Next thing I know i'm onstage dancing on the pole with the go-go chicks. Surprisingly enough I didnt get kicked out. I guess they thought it was punishment enough for me to make an ass out of myself in front of an entire bar and the girls on stage. I don't dance for a reason, that being im a tall lanky white guy with no coordination. Yet somehow I was convinced. How did that happen?Tequila you evil evil elixir.
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