Sunday Mar 14, 2004

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Ever since I was in that cemetery with those little girls with the fancy white dress on.. I have 13 ichy red bumps on my chest.. kinda eerie. I hope I didn't step on any one's gravestone in trade for a curse..
Forgive me please!! robot

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magnadolce:
To rid yourself of "13 ichy red bumps on my chest" you must bathe in a silver basin by moonlight in the very same graveyard. In that silver basin you must combine iced tea, some mandrake and hemlock with eye of newt and wing of bat and a lock of hair from a VIRGIN over the age of 18. (good luck finding one of those.)
Wash for seventeen minutes and the whole time while you're in the basin, repeat "Goodboy is a god among men."

-Cheers! wink
tickxtock:
Was it your dress? If you took it off the dead the chemicals that keep you fresh will tear you up. Trust me... I once drank the stuff and I was in hell for a while. Cute thing about it was... I kept going back for more for a month. Hey, I'm drunk! WEEEEEE!!! ARrr ARRR!!! Rum is yummy. ARRR ARRR!!! !!! When are you coming down to visit? I just found this amazing sipping rum that is just...Amazing! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! It's tripple the pirate fun! ARRRR ARRR!!! !!!

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