So I have decided that 3rd year is a test of will. Not only am I assigned complex lab reports on hematology but I am also given random useless crap to do just because the university feels I have too much free time. For anyone who isnt already familiar with my lifestyle here my free time consists of brushing my teeth and sleeping.
So back to my totally useless assignment. The agriculture department decided that it should be mandatory for all of us to take a written and oral communications class. In this written and oral communications class they ahve asked me to teach my peers a skill in under 4 min. This is supposed to help my public speaking skills or something. So I decided that this totally useless assignment deserves a totally useless skill. So far I am debating between teaching my classmates how to make a tinfoil helmet to protect your thoughts from telepaths or demonstrating how to tie a noose (sp?). After much thought I decided that while I do already tie a damn good noose, this skill might not be completely useless, especially to 3rd yrs pre-vetters like myself. So now I am taking suggestions for a totally and completely useless skill that can be tuaght in under 4 min.......... aaaaaaaand go!
So back to my totally useless assignment. The agriculture department decided that it should be mandatory for all of us to take a written and oral communications class. In this written and oral communications class they ahve asked me to teach my peers a skill in under 4 min. This is supposed to help my public speaking skills or something. So I decided that this totally useless assignment deserves a totally useless skill. So far I am debating between teaching my classmates how to make a tinfoil helmet to protect your thoughts from telepaths or demonstrating how to tie a noose (sp?). After much thought I decided that while I do already tie a damn good noose, this skill might not be completely useless, especially to 3rd yrs pre-vetters like myself. So now I am taking suggestions for a totally and completely useless skill that can be tuaght in under 4 min.......... aaaaaaaand go!
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but TokyoSeven has some really good suggestions too
in 4 minutes i could teach someone how to roll a perfect joint.i think i remember mr. mcbride taught us how to rob a convience store and get away with it.
hmm a skill that would fit rose in 4 minutes. hmmmmmmmmm.eddie and inez can teach people to liquid dance with their arms in about 4 minutes.nathan can teach people how to play video games in 4 minutes. i bet you could teach everyone how to do something useless that you did all summer at the farm in 4 minutes. like drive a tractor, something about baby calves. or how to die hair, you could teach them that. or something about horses.