Hey all!
It has been awhile since an update I know I know. I just don't feel super excited about anything lately and hate writing boring journals.
Xmas was fun and I got to see alot of people. Yellowdays, Rin and my big brother Marksman303 were all good to me. I guess that is some old news though. I got a side lip piercing over the holdays too. Compliments of Marksman303. I like it so far and my piercer said he thought it looked really cute and I will take him as the authority on that one. I will post pics when I think of it. My minds been wandering lately.
I am a super poor Rosita right now and in a bit of financial misery due to excessive spending first semester. So now I am feeling guilty/ashamed/depressed at my inability to budget this year. My entertainment/food budget for this term is close to zero and thus I jump at anything free (well I suppose I didn't jump on that kinky 92 yr old bum I met the other day, so that statment might not be entirely accurate). Last friday night this included a free beer night as long as I pretended to be an engineering student. The only difficult part about this task was the fact that I dont have a penis and this is somewhat of a requirment for engineering. I went a little overboard at the thought of being drunk on someone elses tab and ended up in bed at 8:30 pm after imbibing about 2 liters of alchol in an hour, on an empty stomach no less. STUPID STUPID ROSITA!! Everyone else said it was a pretty fantastic night too so I am a little bummed that I let my self get so overzealous.
There is also a free dinner coming up that I can attend. It has a catch though. It is supposed to be a night to make "connections" with possible employers. Usually they are trying to hire the An Sci grads that didnt make it into vet school to be feed analysts, nutritionists or inspecotrs. Thus I would have to bring my resume and pretend that I am actually interested in any of these fields, in order to have these middle aged pig bosses buy me some liquor and give me some food. I would get to wear heels though so it is still up in the air. Maybe I will just wear a really short skirt. I hear it is a good way to get respect in the agricultural business world.
I also came up with a genious scheme to lower my grocery bills. I have to take a monogastric nutrition class this year and have thus discovered that it only costs about $250 to buy 1 metric ton of pig food. Since pigs are digestively almost identical to humans I figure that with mild variations I could live on pig rations. I also discovered that the average person eats about 1 ton of food a yar thus my new and improved grocery bill would be less than $300 a year ( i added a little extra due to the fact that I am a glutton). Now I just have to figure out how to make myself content with only eating soybean/corn/barley mashes. I think if I supplement it with free beer I might be ok.
I must now sign off because the aforementioned monogastrics class is about to commence. Update more this term I promise.
It has been awhile since an update I know I know. I just don't feel super excited about anything lately and hate writing boring journals.
Xmas was fun and I got to see alot of people. Yellowdays, Rin and my big brother Marksman303 were all good to me. I guess that is some old news though. I got a side lip piercing over the holdays too. Compliments of Marksman303. I like it so far and my piercer said he thought it looked really cute and I will take him as the authority on that one. I will post pics when I think of it. My minds been wandering lately.
I am a super poor Rosita right now and in a bit of financial misery due to excessive spending first semester. So now I am feeling guilty/ashamed/depressed at my inability to budget this year. My entertainment/food budget for this term is close to zero and thus I jump at anything free (well I suppose I didn't jump on that kinky 92 yr old bum I met the other day, so that statment might not be entirely accurate). Last friday night this included a free beer night as long as I pretended to be an engineering student. The only difficult part about this task was the fact that I dont have a penis and this is somewhat of a requirment for engineering. I went a little overboard at the thought of being drunk on someone elses tab and ended up in bed at 8:30 pm after imbibing about 2 liters of alchol in an hour, on an empty stomach no less. STUPID STUPID ROSITA!! Everyone else said it was a pretty fantastic night too so I am a little bummed that I let my self get so overzealous.
There is also a free dinner coming up that I can attend. It has a catch though. It is supposed to be a night to make "connections" with possible employers. Usually they are trying to hire the An Sci grads that didnt make it into vet school to be feed analysts, nutritionists or inspecotrs. Thus I would have to bring my resume and pretend that I am actually interested in any of these fields, in order to have these middle aged pig bosses buy me some liquor and give me some food. I would get to wear heels though so it is still up in the air. Maybe I will just wear a really short skirt. I hear it is a good way to get respect in the agricultural business world.
I also came up with a genious scheme to lower my grocery bills. I have to take a monogastric nutrition class this year and have thus discovered that it only costs about $250 to buy 1 metric ton of pig food. Since pigs are digestively almost identical to humans I figure that with mild variations I could live on pig rations. I also discovered that the average person eats about 1 ton of food a yar thus my new and improved grocery bill would be less than $300 a year ( i added a little extra due to the fact that I am a glutton). Now I just have to figure out how to make myself content with only eating soybean/corn/barley mashes. I think if I supplement it with free beer I might be ok.
I must now sign off because the aforementioned monogastrics class is about to commence. Update more this term I promise.
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Glad you're back, now you just need to, you know, write a journal that isn't over 11 months old.
Welcome back lovely.
xo
I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE BACK!!!
also, um, michi had her baby!