rosie_baby

Alright enough suspense. I'll tell you how I got molested by a pregnant woman. Seriously.

This was a call about a year ago. We got called to a residence for a pregnant woman. We show up there & it's a jamaican lady. She was in labor or beginning stages of it. She was ready to pop though. So I sat in the chair behind the patients head (captain's chair). My partner was getting a blood pressure & what not. I in the meantime was getting her information. So I told my partner we could leave. She just jumped over into the front & drove. So I switched to the bench so I can face her. Asked her a few more questions & timed her contractions.

So I'm writing the information down & she puts her hand on my knee. No bid deal but then she starts rubbing it. So I nicely removed her hand. She puts it on my knee again & starts going up my knee. I again move it, so this went on for about a minute. I didnt want to be rude & be like wtf lady?
Well she crossed the line when she tried to go up the inside of my thigh. I then moved to sit back in the captain's chair. She kept telling me, sit next to me. Hold my hand I'm in pain. It was soo weird. I kept telling her I needed to do paperwork & what not. So after the call I told my partner what happened. She did the same thing to my partner while she was getting her blood pressure. The whole thing was just so weird. I mean this lady is pregnant ready to pop & in labor. And she's trying to molest not only me but my partner as well. I felt so dirty & violated. It really creeped me out.

So there ya go. Interesting story, creepy but I can say I got molested by a pregnant lady. How many people can say that?

Oh & I havent spoken to "john" yet. Whatever. But I did give my number to this guy I met 3 weeks ago. The night I lost my cellphone. I've talked to this guy a couple times since then. Dont want to date him but thought we could be friends. Well turns out he's a nutcase. Calls me Monday & since I didnt answer my phone. He said I wish you the best & I'm not going to call you anymore. So I called him back & talked to him for a bit. About 30 minutes later I kept getting these calls that showed up as unknown. I would answer & they would hang up. I at first thought it was mom calling from Mexico. But turned out it wasn't. I talked to my brother to double check. Then I get this message from that guy "Jose". He's like I wanted to take you out to dinner but now I cant. You're so special cause you're a paramedic. You save lives for a living. (not really, I'm no God). Then he goes since the 1st time I met you I fell in love with you. Now I can't talk to you anymore. I wish you the best in life & I'm going to erase your number from my phone. Take care & I love you.

How fucking creepy is that? I was speechless & didnt know what to say. I am so glad that I didnt go out with this guy. Or that I told him where I live at & what not. Fuck talk about stalker waiting to happen. Shit, I've never had that happen to me before. Anyone have similar stories??

Feel free to share. Sorry for such a long post. But I had a lot to share.