rosalyn

I don't watch much TV... but I like to while I'm eating.

Today's scenario seems to happen multiple times every week:
I cook. My mum's watching tv. I sit down on the couch with my food. Good good. The commercial ends and I'm assaulted with

THE BIRTHING SHOW. OH GAWDS NO!

Unexpectingly witnessing a slimy, wiggly baby being expelled *while you're EATING* is horrible. I swear, it's always on. So gross... so gross.

My dinner and I run for it, but even from here I can hear the birth.. *shudder*

You'd think by now I'd have learned.