The new room mate:
Pros:
-Pays his rent.
-So far, seems clean and tidy.
-Has not murdered me.
Cons:
-Talks non stop even when getting no response or acknowledgment for twenty minutes.
-When I *am* listening, he topic hops so much that keeping up is next to impossible.
-Watches an obscene amount of TV.
-Observes me carefully (so it seems...), later states opinions and preferences that match my own, then blatantly contradicts himself. For example:
Roommate: "I think eating properly is very important. I always eat good foods, I'm even almost a vegetarian."
Me: "Hmm, yes, me too."
...
Roommate: "Going out to McDonald's, be back later."
-Has a friend who seems to think "Sorry, Dave's not home" means "Try again in five minutes".
I swear, up to ten times a day this freako calls...
Sooo... incredibly, painfully annoying, yes.... but I suppose I shouldn't complain... he could be throwing out my things or something.
Pros:
-Pays his rent.
-So far, seems clean and tidy.
-Has not murdered me.
Cons:
-Talks non stop even when getting no response or acknowledgment for twenty minutes.
-When I *am* listening, he topic hops so much that keeping up is next to impossible.
-Watches an obscene amount of TV.
-Observes me carefully (so it seems...), later states opinions and preferences that match my own, then blatantly contradicts himself. For example:
Roommate: "I think eating properly is very important. I always eat good foods, I'm even almost a vegetarian."
Me: "Hmm, yes, me too."
...
Roommate: "Going out to McDonald's, be back later."
-Has a friend who seems to think "Sorry, Dave's not home" means "Try again in five minutes".
I swear, up to ten times a day this freako calls...
Sooo... incredibly, painfully annoying, yes.... but I suppose I shouldn't complain... he could be throwing out my things or something.
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