Friday May 23, 2003

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they don't call it being a hopeless romantic for nothing.
nadine:
ha! no was not "...had sex in this toilet" was simply nadine suicide was here...i had run out of stickers so had to leave my mark in some way...stole a pen from the bar....smile heh heh chinese whispers.....
japps_eye:
nice webcam cutey..

don't worry, all hope is not lost! you obviously haven't watched enough cheesy romantic comedies in yr lifetime..

xx

Monday May 12, 2003

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my flatmate has been playing 'go your own way' by fleetwood mac on repeat for the last four days. not that i'm complaining.

Wednesday Apr 30, 2003

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why do i keep getting junk mail offering me viagra and norton utilities? do i have an impotent hard drive?
japps_eye:
I get lots of pet care and pet insurance. I guess they're making sure I keep my pussy healthy.

HO HO HO HO HO!

Ok, thats really not too funny.
nic:
Nope, I wasn't the one at Kings X. Must have been some other fool.
I keep getting junk mail asking me if I want a bigger penis. confused

Thursday Apr 10, 2003

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pockitcalculator: i will marry you for citizenship
XXXXXX: hmmmm
XXXXXX: how romantic
pockitcalculator: ok how about
pockitcalculator: i will marry you for citizenship, baby

Sunday Mar 23, 2003

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i am in chicago airport.

miami = free clothes, peeing supermodels, hot dj action, booty bass and more. it was only marred by seeing bono at the airport. yuck.

Friday Mar 07, 2003

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dj banter 2003 =

some twat: what's this crap?
me: it's liars
twat: can't you play some happy house?
me: no, we don't play that here
twat: what have you got then?
me: a door

Thursday Feb 27, 2003

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sweden =

hard liquor
cute jailbait
fist fights
bad djing
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nic:
Hmmm... I recognise this face....
earplug6947:
i enjoy the lines of your profile pic.

Sunday Feb 23, 2003

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everybody needs a sugar mommy that buys them an account. i heart you.
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roryy:
SGr mama. nice.
robin:
im so witty.
im covered in it.
that and your milk....and frosties.