When my inevitable rise to power is brought forth on the backs of psycho anti-heros and dramatized therapy patients (because my username is Rorschach) I will enact three laws. Those laws shall be...
I. From fence forth no one shall use "How are you doing" or some variation of such greetings as a greetings. If you do, you must be willing to listen to recipient of the greeting entire story of why they are feeling the way they do. Reducation camps will be started so that people will be willing jush about their feelings when prompted. To ask how someone is doing and not actually care is not only cruel but compacts the feeling of the receipt that nobody cares for them. If you had not guessed, this is my biggest pet peeve.
II. All billionaires shall be taxed 15% of their wealth which will go into my private fund, Rorschach's International Pocket or R.I.P, for short. They are billionaires so I think they can survive with 15% less wealth, and vast majority planet won't suffer under this tax. Then I can fund my private project, like education camps specially for purpose of teaching men how not to be bad at sex. Because lets face it, the vast majority of men are terrible at sex and go off like rockets... 5 4 3 2 1 and we have lift off. Also I give every cat a home with the money. I got list projects, don't worry.
III. Direct democracy have not existed since the times of ancient Athens, which old white guys that owned property got to vote directly on laws. I will bring that back, except the old white guy part. For most of human history direct democracy were everyone vote was impossible to do because administrative and technology limitation. Not anymore with the power of the internet. Now everyone can vote on exactly what laws they want or don't want. No more reason to have corrupt politician to be voted in and then ignore the people's wishes because lobbyist protecting corporate interest are against the people. And since you can vote from home, voter participation would be way up! Security would be problem, but we will get to that sooner or later. Just please don't vote to immediately repeal the two laws I already put in place, please.
I know you will miss me being in power over all your lives and laws, but don't worry with these laws what is the worst that can happen.