This is not meant for public knowledge, so keep it quite. I'm no longer in Cuba. I'll be calling Afghanistan home for the next couple of days or longer. My stay in Gitmo turned out to be more informative than I thought it would. I actually have eye witness accounts that Batboy has indeed been spotted hunting osama bin laden in the labyrinth of caves...
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Boy, that was almost too easy. Flew my Presidential Jet - dubbed Airforce .5 - to Miami. Had one of those great cuban sandwiches to get me in the mood. Finding a suitable vessel wasn't hard - quick trip to Walmart and I scored one of those big alligator rafts with handles - you know the one - a set of water wings for safety...
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michael_desade:
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morpunkthanu:
Yeah I doubt anyone knew we messed up but it didn't matter anyway.
Stacy's Mom? No way. Although I can agree with you un peu about My Own Worst Enemy. I Wanna Be YOur Dog is a great song although maybe not the greatest ever written. I'm actually still thinking about it lol. Cellar door
Stacy's Mom? No way. Although I can agree with you un peu about My Own Worst Enemy. I Wanna Be YOur Dog is a great song although maybe not the greatest ever written. I'm actually still thinking about it lol. Cellar door
I'm starting to think that I'm not cut out to be President - actually I changed the name of the office to something I feel is more appropriate for my triumphant reign - Grand Exallted Ruler of the Known and Unknown Universe Held Within the Boundaries of Tagikistan Master Rope, Sir.
Some of the aspects of the Grand Exalted Ruler have been easy to implement....
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Some of the aspects of the Grand Exalted Ruler have been easy to implement....
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I just moved to Tajikistan. My mail will be forwarded. I'm thinking I might give being their third president in three days a shot. Once president our goal will be simply world domination.
morpunkthanu:
Oh yeah the Buzzcocks are great. So are the Dolls. Didn't the Dolls lose their drummer or something recently? Vodka... blah. I had a really bad run in with a liter of Smirnoff Razz a couple years back - haven't been able to touch hard liquor since. It made me a beer queer. mI gotta run but just wanted to stop by and say hi. Cellar door.
OK I had a little time and a little more vodka to think about this. Am I really a cylon? I just finished my laundry. Does a cylon have to do laundry? When I'm activated will I still have to do laundry? That would really suck....
But you know, it might not be all that bad afterall, if it turns out I am a cylon...
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But you know, it might not be all that bad afterall, if it turns out I am a cylon...
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I fear I'm a cylon. I know this is coming out of right field, but I'm starting to believe more and more every minute I breathe. How did this terrible mindfuck come about? Well I watched battlestar gallactica the new movie last night. Everything was going fine for a while. I was even OK with the fact the hot chick in red turned out to...
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I thought I'd take advantage of this brief moment of lucidity to bring up the subject of Drums and Tuba. They are an Austin Tx band and they are like nothing I've heard before. Instead of a bass player they have a tuba player. So far all I've heard is instrumental - with mental being the key here. In someways it's like psychosurf meets hillbilly...
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morpunkthanu:
You know, I have considered the Distillers. Their first 2 albums: outstanding. Coral Fang: absolute poser crap. Doesn't help that Brody broke my man's heart for Josh Homme either. But prejudice aside I did give their latest album a chance, and hated it. But I will give two enthusiastic thumbs up to their first album and Sing Sing Deathhouse. And thanks for giving daps to the Pistols and Ramones. I'm drunk and gonna go to bed now. Cellar Door.
morpunkthanu:
P.S. Thanks for the novel - I like people that can speak in length. You hold the current record for longest post in my journal. Keep up the good work! Cellar Door.
It happened. I'm not proud of what I did, but I put the olives and the apples, banana peppers and mayo in the tuna and mixed it all up. I knew I was treading on ground long abandoned by god herself when as soon as I started to add the mayo a dark cloud passed in front of the sun blotting out all the life...
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Despite being told that I'm offending the very god that created me and no good could come of it, I'm continuing my unnatural experiments with tunafish.
I thought adding green olives to my ussual mix of tuna, apples and mayo was pushing the envelope, but then in a fit of inspired creativity that few mortals would understand or themselves experience I created a new life...
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I thought adding green olives to my ussual mix of tuna, apples and mayo was pushing the envelope, but then in a fit of inspired creativity that few mortals would understand or themselves experience I created a new life...
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morpunkthanu:
My mom eats that stuff too. Just wanted to stop by (if I haven't already, I'm losing track) and say thanks for checking out my set in the hopefuls (Shock: ballerina rejected). Good to know someone would've accepted it! Take care... Cellar door.
Watched Donnie Darko director's cut. Some good additions some bad and some indifferent. I'd like to see Rope's cut, but that will probably never happen.
But watch out for our new feature length movie: Short Bus Zombies. Coming to a thearter near you.
Oh well, need to spend some quality time with turbo tax...
But watch out for our new feature length movie: Short Bus Zombies. Coming to a thearter near you.
Oh well, need to spend some quality time with turbo tax...