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Well, I had to dash back to the old US of A to satisfy the unreasonable demands of the tax man. The libretarian streak in me REALLY comes out at tax time. Of course since I'm ungodly wealthy, and good looking if you ask my Mom, I actually qualify for an EIC. It's freakin' amazing what a good -and more or less law abiding tax accountant - can do to minimize the amount the wealthy few percent contribute for the good of society so the - one pill makes you larger, another makes you small and the ones your mother gives you don't do anything at all - sorry got the mp3 player goin' - now where was I in this rant, oh yeah - oppressed middle class can bear the brunt of the tax burden.

Some of the foundations (read tax shelters) my attorney sets up for me include, but not limited too:

- Americans for the cannonization of bat boy

- Free Keiko Foundation (yeah, unfortunately Keiko died a few years back, but my attorney took care of that. No, I don't ask how, that way I'm not accountable if someone questions it)

- Rich Americans for Tax Equality

- Association for the Prevention of Cruelity to Fur Coats

- Citizens for Increasing the Average Size of SUVs

- Republicans in Support of Needed Social Programs (can you believe they fall for that one?)

Well gotta run, my tax attorney just called and it turns out if I transfer some of pocket money to an offshore bank account in the Grand Caymans the IRS will send me a refund check of $15,000. Man that's even better than paying no taxes!

R