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This is not meant for public knowledge, so keep it quite. I'm no longer in Cuba. I'll be calling Afghanistan home for the next couple of days or longer. My stay in Gitmo turned out to be more informative than I thought it would. I actually have eye witness accounts that Batboy has indeed been spotted hunting osama bin laden in the labyrinth of caves in the mountains.

I have been a fan of batboy for a number of years and was blown away when I read he was in Afghanistan hunting osama. So patriotic, with a healthy dose of psychotic. Now I know it was for real and not just a ruse to keep the authorities from finding him. So I'm off to join up with batboy and assist him in his quest to capture osama once and for all and get this whole mess behind us so the country can move on to issues we'd rather see plastered all over the tv, newspapers and magazines like kittens, rainbows, the private lives of the English royalty, whose ride is the most pimped, chocolate, tuna fish, ice cream, the correct way to eat peeps, the correct way to eat gingerbread men, (warning product placement) the correct way to eat an oreo, the color yellow, debates over the correct rules for monopoly - you do put $500 on free parking, sugar being declared as the only food group that really matters, vodka, bunnies, puppies, run on sentences, etc. War sucks and it's such a downer. Have you ever said "man this war is so cute it rocks the big one" - excluding republicans of course?

Wish me luck and if you hear from batboy, tell him I'm lookin' for him. Remember shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm huntin' osama.

R