Saw a few movies lately. Goes something like this:
Constantine vs Hellboy - Hellboy with a TKO in the first round. Simply put, Constintine sucked - especially for $8.00
at least the company was good.
Van Helsing vs Dracula 3000 - Tough choice except that Dracula 3000 is the worst vampire movie ever made and Van Helsing was just, well just bad with some cool effects. And why didn't those hot flying vampires have any nipples? I'd like to see an R version or even better a NC17. Dream on.
Exorcist the Beginning vs just about any movie made except dracula 3000 - Well rue morgue tagged it as the worst movie of 2004 and I have to agree. Wasn't there enough bed shaking in the original? Do demons get off on making beds dance? BTW they tagged Van Helsing as the second worst movie of 2004.
Donny Darko - For about the 10 millionth time. No real challengers here. Everytime I watch it I love it more.
The grudge vs saw - gotta go with the grudge. The little kid really freaked me out. And how did that guy lie so still and still managed to shock them through the chains?
Jason X vs Jason vs Freddie - This is a tough one. The body count was higher in Jason X, but how can you not love Freddie being pissed at Jason for killing the kids he wanted to kill?
Cild's Play vs Amnityville Horror vs Poltergeist - a three oldies rumble here. Chucky still rocks after all these years. Creepy little bastard isn't he? AH just doesn't stand the test of time. Looks very dated. Poltergeist? The creeping steak still rocks. The dead folks in the pool still creepy. The clown doll? I would have thrown the damn thing out ages ago.
Well that's about it for now. Until later, remember that Grandma Death is a terrible nickname.
Constantine vs Hellboy - Hellboy with a TKO in the first round. Simply put, Constintine sucked - especially for $8.00
at least the company was good.
Van Helsing vs Dracula 3000 - Tough choice except that Dracula 3000 is the worst vampire movie ever made and Van Helsing was just, well just bad with some cool effects. And why didn't those hot flying vampires have any nipples? I'd like to see an R version or even better a NC17. Dream on.
Exorcist the Beginning vs just about any movie made except dracula 3000 - Well rue morgue tagged it as the worst movie of 2004 and I have to agree. Wasn't there enough bed shaking in the original? Do demons get off on making beds dance? BTW they tagged Van Helsing as the second worst movie of 2004.
Donny Darko - For about the 10 millionth time. No real challengers here. Everytime I watch it I love it more.
The grudge vs saw - gotta go with the grudge. The little kid really freaked me out. And how did that guy lie so still and still managed to shock them through the chains?
Jason X vs Jason vs Freddie - This is a tough one. The body count was higher in Jason X, but how can you not love Freddie being pissed at Jason for killing the kids he wanted to kill?
Cild's Play vs Amnityville Horror vs Poltergeist - a three oldies rumble here. Chucky still rocks after all these years. Creepy little bastard isn't he? AH just doesn't stand the test of time. Looks very dated. Poltergeist? The creeping steak still rocks. The dead folks in the pool still creepy. The clown doll? I would have thrown the damn thing out ages ago.
Well that's about it for now. Until later, remember that Grandma Death is a terrible nickname.