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So anyway I walk into this cave and the first thing you see is a neon sign for osamamart. I needed a few things so I decided to check it out. Why are all freakin’ anarchists closet capitalists? It would have cost me the equivalent of $10 usd to get my osama card so I could shop. Luckily I had my refrigerated goatskin on me...
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dusana:
That's a tad bit freaky, not unlike the hats I posted. So, are you and echo a D/s relationship or just playing? I was at one time a submissive, but have long since became a Top. have you ever heard of Madori, she's wonderful.
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Self help hint #2

Create your own time zone then you will never be late for anything again.
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Still in Afghanistan. Can't fill you in on much, but it's a hell of a lot safer than some of the minefields I face everyday at work. One of my coworkers plays one of the cheesey oldies stations. Walk into his area at the wrong time and your singing raindrops keep falling on my head all fuckin' day. Talk about psych ops.

I've entered the...
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dusana:
Ever done suspension?
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Songs I sing in the shower (in no particular order)

My own worst enemy
Olympia
I remember you (yeah, I'm a sucker for hair bands)
Yellow
Pretty in pink
Rain king
Times like these
I'm not an addict
Fast as you (Don't ask)
Mystery Dance
Stacy's mom
Melt with you
any song with fuck in it
The kids are alright
Misty
Train in vain
Lips...
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Self help Tip #1

When you live alone, all your annoying habitats disappear.
dusana:
good tip. I like the blue rope pics. I have been in love with shibari for years.
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Can't say much, this mission is top secret and I don't know if you're a top or a bottom. I'm in the caves, so much to tell y'all, but I gotta run. More later.
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This is not meant for public knowledge, so keep it quite. I'm no longer in Cuba. I'll be calling Afghanistan home for the next couple of days or longer. My stay in Gitmo turned out to be more informative than I thought it would. I actually have eye witness accounts that Batboy has indeed been spotted hunting osama bin laden in the labyrinth of caves...
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Boy, that was almost too easy. Flew my Presidential Jet - dubbed Airforce .5 - to Miami. Had one of those great cuban sandwiches to get me in the mood. Finding a suitable vessel wasn't hard - quick trip to Walmart and I scored one of those big alligator rafts with handles - you know the one - a set of water wings for safety...
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michael_desade:
click "join this group"

ARRR!!!
morpunkthanu:
Yeah I doubt anyone knew we messed up but it didn't matter anyway.

Stacy's Mom? No way. Although I can agree with you un peu about My Own Worst Enemy. I Wanna Be YOur Dog is a great song although maybe not the greatest ever written. I'm actually still thinking about it lol. Cellar door kiss
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I'm starting to think that I'm not cut out to be President - actually I changed the name of the office to something I feel is more appropriate for my triumphant reign - Grand Exallted Ruler of the Known and Unknown Universe Held Within the Boundaries of Tagikistan Master Rope, Sir.

Some of the aspects of the Grand Exalted Ruler have been easy to implement....
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I just moved to Tajikistan. My mail will be forwarded. I'm thinking I might give being their third president in three days a shot. Once president our goal will be simply world domination.
morpunkthanu:
Oh yeah the Buzzcocks are great. So are the Dolls. Didn't the Dolls lose their drummer or something recently? Vodka... blah. I had a really bad run in with a liter of Smirnoff Razz a couple years back - haven't been able to touch hard liquor since. It made me a beer queer. mI gotta run but just wanted to stop by and say hi. Cellar door. kiss
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OK I had a little time and a little more vodka to think about this. Am I really a cylon? I just finished my laundry. Does a cylon have to do laundry? When I'm activated will I still have to do laundry? That would really suck....

But you know, it might not be all that bad afterall, if it turns out I am a cylon...
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I fear I'm a cylon. I know this is coming out of right field, but I'm starting to believe more and more every minute I breathe. How did this terrible mindfuck come about? Well I watched battlestar gallactica the new movie last night. Everything was going fine for a while. I was even OK with the fact the hot chick in red turned out to...
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