There are several ways to walk to my Library and my route is usually decided by my mood. This morning was a walk down the main drag, passing by the backside of the Supreme Court where a bunch of people crusading for holy causes have bought offices so that they can post large signs protesting abortion and advocating the ten commandments. This morning there was a Jesus car parked outside.
What's a Jesus car? Well, if Jesus were to mass produce vehicles, He'd drive a PT Cruiser and paint His name on the side with mad detailing. On the back window was a sticker that read as follows:
Fueled by the blood of Jesus.
Steered by the Holy Spirit.
Powered by God.
And the first thing that came to my mind was, "I wonder how much a gallon of Jesus costs?"
What's a Jesus car? Well, if Jesus were to mass produce vehicles, He'd drive a PT Cruiser and paint His name on the side with mad detailing. On the back window was a sticker that read as follows:
Fueled by the blood of Jesus.
Steered by the Holy Spirit.
Powered by God.
And the first thing that came to my mind was, "I wonder how much a gallon of Jesus costs?"
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bender99:
Sweet holy Jebus, it sounds like Jebus brought his car to the boys at pimp my ride! 
bender99:
YAY! I am Roomies crush! Roomie have I told you today that I love you?