I'm coming to the realisation that, with the government's ever increasing introduction of draconian, freedom-eroding laws (esp the recent ban on small breasts and squirting in porn and the mandatory Internet filter) combined with my complete inability to sit-down-shut-the-fuck-up-and-do-what-I'm-told, I'm probably going to spend some time in a federally funded holiday home at some undefined point in the future.
For those of you who haven't yet noticed, my mini bar sentence (the one beside our usernames) has been synced to my Twitter account.
I know this is going to annoy some people, but I update here so rarely that I figure this was a way I can at least have some current input in this account.
In the future I see, life moves so quickly that anyone over the age of 40 has legal access to methamphetamines just to keep up, people sleep in submersion tanks full of a bacterial culture that eats any dead skin cells off the body and targeted EMP satellites have replaced nukes as the doomsday weapon of the super powers.
"I plan to ripen into an old rake. My pastimes will consist of getting schoolgirls into trouble, fighting duels with irate fathers and brothers, and giving witty oratories in the courthouse. And if I survive into the winter of life, I'll get myself into a comfortable prison and write my memoirs"
So I finally got the results for my final year at uni back. This means that my course is officially 'completed'.
I did pretty well. Well enough that rumour has it I need to get a particular kind of graduation gown and cross the stage with a small group separately from my other classmates. Considering I don't really want to attend the ceremony at all,... Read More
lol, well somebody has to do this shit. Jake wouldnt, it took me to screw my back and call the ambulance before he did anything... (just encase you reading this jake, i love you dearly but its true)
The 12 week challenge is a gym based thing. At the start you sit there and wonder what the fuck you had gotten yourself into but then the 12 weeks go by so quick and you wish you had a few extra weeks to loose a few more kgs. They run group discussion nights to teach you about nutrient, and have group training sessions, and then you work you butt off at the gym all the other days.
Fucking asshole, cheesy, post-modernist, supernatural, wankster writers! Fuck you all. Stop hazing up the world with the babbling bollocks that your THC and Anne-Rice addled brains ooze forth. Sweet fucking Jesus!
Neil Gaiman can do it and Warren Ellis can do it. You know... Read More
Graduated uni.
Nearly quit work because the place isn't 'run' so much as set loose to chaotically bumble through the workload.
Had a chat with my boss about the above and been pleasantly surprised by how much he took it on board and is attempting to redress the situation.
Sadly its just mud!