ronnie28

Been a shitty week or 2....feeling like a scrooge this christmas and generally i love it..but im all blah from work problems and lack of money...gah

But heres a Christmas Joke

three men all died on the same day--december 25th.
they get to the pearly gates to find st peter waiting for them.

st peter said "you can only enter the kingdom of heaven if you've got something to do with christmas on you."

so the first man searched in his pockets and pulled out his set of keys."these represent the bells of christmas."
st peter let him in.

the second man searched his pockets and pulled out a lighter."and these are the candles for christmas"
st peter let him in.

the third man rummaged in his pockets for ages. eventually he pulled out a pair of womens underwear.
" and these are carols"


Christmas music shall cheer me up, and i wish it would snow i love the snow