Rockabilly Rules!!!!
Salty Peanuts!
gigglefuckbunny:
PEANUTS!?!
God... I hate Vodka!
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10...
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With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10...
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redjohnnywalker:
Donkey Punch hmmm....what about the Filthy Sanchez? Glass Bottom Boat? The Shocker? Cleaveland Steamer?
Played tackle football today. I don't like football and I don't know how to play... but it was fun. Except I fell like I got the shit beat out of me. Someone stomped on my arm and I have a huge bruse on my arm the shape of a shoe. I also broke my finger. Looks like I wont be playing the bass for a...
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Ever wonder why theres no drive through pizza?
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maelwys:
All my Monkey! episodes are on plain ole uk videos I'm afraid. But you could try these links. There's a variety of downloads and files on 'em.
http://www.monkeyheaven.com/
http://www.ewtoo.org/~matt/monkey/index.shtml
http://www.monkeymania.co.uk/monkeymagic/main.htm
http://www.monkeyheaven.com/
http://www.ewtoo.org/~matt/monkey/index.shtml
http://www.monkeymania.co.uk/monkeymagic/main.htm
maelwys:
They're being released on DVD as well, so if you get an all regions player you'll be ok. DVD's may be easier to convert to computer files as well, I'll give it a try when I get hold of one.
Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime.
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine.
I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow.
I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much,...
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And I went to a place so sublime.
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine.
I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow.
I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much,...
Read More
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nudwig:
hey just wanna thank you. I tried your 'how to get booty' line last night and it totally worked. Thanks duder
romeo:
Glad to hear it. Here's another one for ya...
Guy: Do you drink Vinager?
Girl: Um, no...
Guy: Oh. Do you drink coffee?
Girl: Uh... no.
Guy: Um. Do you drink coke?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Kewl, you want to go out for a coke sometime?
Guy: Do you drink Vinager?
Girl: Um, no...
Guy: Oh. Do you drink coffee?
Girl: Uh... no.
Guy: Um. Do you drink coke?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Kewl, you want to go out for a coke sometime?
What is it about Mondays that suck so much?