romance

my least favorite part:

the cat trying to get in on the action.

and what's up with anti-perspirants? i hate that shit. if i put some on and where any kind of shirt, once the shirt goes through the wash, it has those dreaded pit stains. obviously something chemically wrong going on, but I've never heard the topic addressed much other than it exists: deal....
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my favorite part:

peeling the panties.

what a horrible time!

the details don't even warrant repeating.

Mexico tomorrow dooodz.

just going to bypass that tj shit, see.

Sith on the mind, i can cut you with my mind or my dick.

choose your method of death (go on. pick DICK BITCH!!!)

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if only i had the will to tune out the world and vanish.

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I really hate when I'm trying to get some more Z's in the morning but my erection keeps me tossing and restricted from laying on my stomach if i thought that would be the most comfortable position. i miss morning blowjobs which strangely enough seemed to do the trick in alleviating my suffering. oh, poor baby!.

Message boards are funny, especially here. I feel like i'm in a room full of Downs children or brain trauma victims. no, saying downs syndrome kids is wrong. i like those cross eyed droolers. you know any? they're a riot to be around. i swear to god my old neighborhood growing up had to have the most per capita fuckaz. oh, but message boards are...
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holy crap, i haven't been on here in ages. it doesn't seem i've missed much. so many not attractive looking girls. i guess girls that are "quirky" is what i should say. there are some cute girls under some of those terrible ink stains and rolls of flab, but not to say skinny is the way to go: some of those girls are so skinny...
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