romance

holy crap, i haven't been on here in ages. it doesn't seem i've missed much. so many not attractive looking girls. i guess girls that are "quirky" is what i should say. there are some cute girls under some of those terrible ink stains and rolls of flab, but not to say skinny is the way to go: some of those girls are so skinny i wouldn't be able to stick my dick in anywhere so much as stick them into my fucking dick. ooch ooch! you know, fuck it, i figure if you're throwing yourself out there nekkid and that's pretty much alll we're going by, a critique of body types has gotta be in order, yarr fuckaz!

for future reference: stick dick shot up in this fuckaz and let'em critique a dique your ass MINIVAN!