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In other news I was hanging out with CHICAGO eddy and the Dog Girl drinking our coronas on the front deck when the 3 Hombres showed up and started hounding Dog Girl about some incident that took place earlier in the day down the street. Dog Girl, why they yellin at you chicago eddy started whinin then down at them why you yellin at her? See, Dog Girl chucked a lollipop out her window as she drove by the 3 hombres earlier in the day then tossed a lit cigarette into the back of one of their pick up trucks that held all the trimmings and cut grass they'd piled in there through the course of the day. they looked drunk so i take it they mulled whether to come down here knowing Dog Girl lived somewhere over here and now they wanted to kick her ass, kick my ass for being her friend, and chicago eddy is standing there, his questioning why you gotta be like that getting louder, shriller, Dog Girl is practically howling it's so damn high and i decided to make peace and chuck buds down to the 3 hombres, but that was a bad idea because next thing you know 3 hombres are chucking the full cans back at us i mean what a sick joke on my part giving them fucked cans of beer. exploding suds, beer going down the side of the house, and chicago eddy was itchin to get deadly with the piece he was, i know he was packin. he's a tolerate mofo but this shit was stupid. Dog Girl disappeared i guess to make sure the doors were locked. the 3 hombres were just crazy and dumb and drunk and after they'd chucked some beers and had their fun they picked up the leftovers and started opening them up and getting each other soaking wet as they ran down the street. chicago eddy was all worked up despite being stoned but too stoned to be angry as fuck enough to do anything about it. My house, motherfuckers.
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In other news I was hanging out with CHICAGO eddy and the Dog Girl drinking our coronas on the front deck when the 3 Hombres showed up and started hounding Dog Girl about some incident that took place earlier in the day down the street. Dog Girl, why they yellin at you chicago eddy started whinin then down at them why you yellin at her? See, Dog Girl chucked a lollipop out her window as she drove by the 3 hombres earlier in the day then tossed a lit cigarette into the back of one of their pick up trucks that held all the trimmings and cut grass they'd piled in there through the course of the day. they looked drunk so i take it they mulled whether to come down here knowing Dog Girl lived somewhere over here and now they wanted to kick her ass, kick my ass for being her friend, and chicago eddy is standing there, his questioning why you gotta be like that getting louder, shriller, Dog Girl is practically howling it's so damn high and i decided to make peace and chuck buds down to the 3 hombres, but that was a bad idea because next thing you know 3 hombres are chucking the full cans back at us i mean what a sick joke on my part giving them fucked cans of beer. exploding suds, beer going down the side of the house, and chicago eddy was itchin to get deadly with the piece he was, i know he was packin. he's a tolerate mofo but this shit was stupid. Dog Girl disappeared i guess to make sure the doors were locked. the 3 hombres were just crazy and dumb and drunk and after they'd chucked some beers and had their fun they picked up the leftovers and started opening them up and getting each other soaking wet as they ran down the street. chicago eddy was all worked up despite being stoned but too stoned to be angry as fuck enough to do anything about it. My house, motherfuckers.
romance:
hey buddy, you got no friends! why don't you go make some!!