romance

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if only i had the will to tune out the world and vanish.

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I really hate when I'm trying to get some more Z's in the morning but my erection keeps me tossing and restricted from laying on my stomach if i thought that would be the most comfortable position. i miss morning blowjobs which strangely enough seemed to do the trick in alleviating my suffering. oh, poor baby!.

Message boards are funny, especially here. I feel like i'm in a room full of Downs children or brain trauma victims. no, saying downs syndrome kids is wrong. i like those cross eyed droolers. you know any? they're a riot to be around. i swear to god my old neighborhood growing up had to have the most per capita fuckaz. oh, but message boards are...
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holy crap, i haven't been on here in ages. it doesn't seem i've missed much. so many not attractive looking girls. i guess girls that are "quirky" is what i should say. there are some cute girls under some of those terrible ink stains and rolls of flab, but not to say skinny is the way to go: some of those girls are so skinny...
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In other news I was hanging out with CHICAGO eddy and the Dog Girl drinking our coronas on the front deck when the 3 Hombres showed up and started hounding Dog Girl about some incident that took place earlier in the day down the street. Dog Girl, why they yellin at you chicago eddy started whinin then down at them why you yellin...
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I think I would look strange with a moustache.

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