two types of stand-up comedy:
"you know what's funny is men do this, but women do that. a man says hubbah hubbah hubbah and a woman says nee nee nee."
"white people are crazy. white people go doo bee doo bee doo. black people ain't havin' none of that. black people be like say what?"
"you know what's funny is men do this, but women do that. a man says hubbah hubbah hubbah and a woman says nee nee nee."
"white people are crazy. white people go doo bee doo bee doo. black people ain't havin' none of that. black people be like say what?"
nothing more to report today, sir.
continue to LOVE ME.
continue to LOVE ME.
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kikka:
nah, the last thing i want is an early morning good bye conversation. the world is designed perfectly enough.
delorium:
long ass story. Basically my mom and I do not get along and she has severe mental problems that are resulted from her sbusive childhood which she acted out on me.
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delorium:
haha, that's really weird reading that because my friends and I discovered that 3 years ago and had this roaring joke about it as well. Haha..it's sort of an expensive egg don't u think?
Personally, I don't like Coldstone's ice cream. Ben and Jerry's is a thousand times awesomer.
If you go toBilly Corgan and look for "Tour" you can see what venue he will be playing at, and then either buy them off ticketmaster (they run about $40) or in person (more like $35, that's what I did).
Personally, I don't like Coldstone's ice cream. Ben and Jerry's is a thousand times awesomer.
If you go toBilly Corgan and look for "Tour" you can see what venue he will be playing at, and then either buy them off ticketmaster (they run about $40) or in person (more like $35, that's what I did).
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delorium:
Thankyou
Yes yes indeed, we are made to fucking sing. I usually ask the people though in a dissapointing voice and make a EHH PLEASE NO "would you like a song for the tip?..we're supposed to sing.." and they're like..uhh no that's quite alright. Yeah this job sucks complete donkey cock.
Yes yes indeed, we are made to fucking sing. I usually ask the people though in a dissapointing voice and make a EHH PLEASE NO "would you like a song for the tip?..we're supposed to sing.." and they're like..uhh no that's quite alright. Yeah this job sucks complete donkey cock. 
my least favorite part:
the cat trying to get in on the action.
and what's up with anti-perspirants? i hate that shit. if i put some on and where any kind of shirt, once the shirt goes through the wash, it has those dreaded pit stains. obviously something chemically wrong going on, but I've never heard the topic addressed much other than it exists: deal....
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the cat trying to get in on the action.
and what's up with anti-perspirants? i hate that shit. if i put some on and where any kind of shirt, once the shirt goes through the wash, it has those dreaded pit stains. obviously something chemically wrong going on, but I've never heard the topic addressed much other than it exists: deal....
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my favorite part:
peeling the panties.
peeling the panties.
what a horrible time!
the details don't even warrant repeating.
the details don't even warrant repeating.
Mexico tomorrow dooodz.
just going to bypass that tj shit, see.
Sith on the mind, i can cut you with my mind or my dick.
choose your method of death (go on. pick DICK BITCH!!!)
just going to bypass that tj shit, see.
Sith on the mind, i can cut you with my mind or my dick.
choose your method of death (go on. pick DICK BITCH!!!)
nudwig:
is that judd nelson?
HeHe... yes, Gouda is good enough to eat! She is the sweetest kitten ever!
Have a fantastic 4th of July!
this cake looks delicious!