Hey look,
I know you're probably sitting at home, scanning people's profiles and firing off "add friends" as fast as you can because you know that maybe one out of ten will actually accept you. Why the low odds? No, it's not because you're ugly, have nasty BO, masturbate to images of your grandmother- it's because I am not actually your friend. So unless you talk to me first, I will never ever add you, and even if you do talk to me, I have to like you first. I will not be your little token so you can pretend like you have more friends than you have in real life.
Thank you and good day.
I know you're probably sitting at home, scanning people's profiles and firing off "add friends" as fast as you can because you know that maybe one out of ten will actually accept you. Why the low odds? No, it's not because you're ugly, have nasty BO, masturbate to images of your grandmother- it's because I am not actually your friend. So unless you talk to me first, I will never ever add you, and even if you do talk to me, I have to like you first. I will not be your little token so you can pretend like you have more friends than you have in real life.
Thank you and good day.
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tracyramone:
where u been hiding lady?
ninjatech:
Are you alive or around or anything neat like that?