Interesting week at both my jobs.My day gig is demoltion and we had to tear out a kitchen in a 2 million $$ high rise.The guy was super nervous about me busting up his art,etc.But I did a good job and he slips me a $100.nice. 
My night gig is as a bouncer and last night was funny.This party of 10 girls come in and get hammered.End of the night they go out to their limo.2 of them pull their pants down and start peeing on the sidewalk.Before I can yell at them another girl falls out of the limo onto them,knocks them over like bowling pins and they pee all over each other.Just as I try to help them up,another girl falls out and pukes on everyone then pulls her skirt up and almost pees on my shoe.This is actually a boring night for me 
My night gig is as a bouncer and last night was funny.This party of 10 girls come in and get hammered.End of the night they go out to their limo.2 of them pull their pants down and start peeing on the sidewalk.Before I can yell at them another girl falls out of the limo onto them,knocks them over like bowling pins and they pee all over each other.Just as I try to help them up,another girl falls out and pukes on everyone then pulls her skirt up and almost pees on my shoe.This is actually a boring night for me VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
benni:
um... ewww... that's a lotta peeing. god i love urine... uh... well, peeing i guess. when you've really got to go, it just feel so good... hehe... i'm an asshole, and a slow one at that, but i'm just finally getting through some of the comments on my set... wanted to say thank you for the praise, very sweet, and reaffirm how addicted i am to ink. rock.
xhavokx:
that is hilarious!!! what place do you bounce at?