This pretty much explains it all....
"I guess I'd never guess that you'd be the one that left and when you put your hand on your heart that beats in your chest. And you try to swear to God but you know it's a lie. The needles I have to shove in your eyes. Can you see why I see all your friends as whores. And when you try to explain it only hurts me more. Don't laugh. This ain't funny. Oh this is no joke. The next time you speak, I hope that you choke.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt.
I'm your last bottle of water while you're floating out at sea. And as the sun grows hotter, I mock you. I'm the last thing you can drink.
I've got a third world hunger for a feeling of acceptance. Eat the bullshit that I feed you with your Lucky Charms for breakfast. And I laugh at the thought of you with someone else, cause they don't know what they're in for once you open your mouth. I've got all the wrong friends in the lowest places, drop my gun to the floor next to the bullet cases. I've broken your spirit. And I've broken your heart. I want my cds back so I broke in your car.
The last attempt at saviour. At every sin you commit. The feeling of guilt that lingers. That makes you want to quit.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt.
I know I shouldn't tell you. But I'll tell you anyway. She was all I imagined. With my kiss to betray. And you may hate me now. But you'll be fine. Just like we always do, you'll forgive me in time. We always do. You always do.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt.
I'm not your muse, well it's funny you should say that, cause I wrote this song about you and all the drama that's between us. I just keep thinking about how you screwed me over. When I want to talk about it, you're never ever sober. Its alright. You'll be fine. Its alright. I'll be fine.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt. "
That's the perfect open letter to any relationship that was autrocious(sp?) in the past.
Keep it sleazy.
-Wayne
"I guess I'd never guess that you'd be the one that left and when you put your hand on your heart that beats in your chest. And you try to swear to God but you know it's a lie. The needles I have to shove in your eyes. Can you see why I see all your friends as whores. And when you try to explain it only hurts me more. Don't laugh. This ain't funny. Oh this is no joke. The next time you speak, I hope that you choke.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt.
I'm your last bottle of water while you're floating out at sea. And as the sun grows hotter, I mock you. I'm the last thing you can drink.
I've got a third world hunger for a feeling of acceptance. Eat the bullshit that I feed you with your Lucky Charms for breakfast. And I laugh at the thought of you with someone else, cause they don't know what they're in for once you open your mouth. I've got all the wrong friends in the lowest places, drop my gun to the floor next to the bullet cases. I've broken your spirit. And I've broken your heart. I want my cds back so I broke in your car.
The last attempt at saviour. At every sin you commit. The feeling of guilt that lingers. That makes you want to quit.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt.
I know I shouldn't tell you. But I'll tell you anyway. She was all I imagined. With my kiss to betray. And you may hate me now. But you'll be fine. Just like we always do, you'll forgive me in time. We always do. You always do.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt.
I'm not your muse, well it's funny you should say that, cause I wrote this song about you and all the drama that's between us. I just keep thinking about how you screwed me over. When I want to talk about it, you're never ever sober. Its alright. You'll be fine. Its alright. I'll be fine.
I'm the worst best friend you'll ever have. Worst best friend. Play by the rules and raise your right hand. Mind your manners, they'll hold you in contempt. "
That's the perfect open letter to any relationship that was autrocious(sp?) in the past.
Keep it sleazy.
-Wayne