FROM CRACK TO a CADDILAC
That's what's on my sponsor's Caddilac Escalade, appearing on the windshield. I went to a spring convention this weekend in Daytona Beach Florida. Met a lot of cool people. Watched pornography the whole drive there in that Caddillac, EVEN in the Mcdonald's drive thru. And on the way back. Watched a kid get pegged in the face with a football. Played a lot of pool. Ate at a Forrest Gump themed restaurant, appropriately named "BubbaGump Shrimp Co." Ate at a crackhead Burgerking. Hit on a ton of women. Had a crackwhore curse at me. Called a bunch of people chickenheads. And just walked around Daytona screaming obscenity's and random phrases. It was pretty fun in general.
I want to go shoot firearms again. Oh yeah I quit my job on Thursday. I'm exhausted & that's all I have.
That's what's on my sponsor's Caddilac Escalade, appearing on the windshield. I went to a spring convention this weekend in Daytona Beach Florida. Met a lot of cool people. Watched pornography the whole drive there in that Caddillac, EVEN in the Mcdonald's drive thru. And on the way back. Watched a kid get pegged in the face with a football. Played a lot of pool. Ate at a Forrest Gump themed restaurant, appropriately named "BubbaGump Shrimp Co." Ate at a crackhead Burgerking. Hit on a ton of women. Had a crackwhore curse at me. Called a bunch of people chickenheads. And just walked around Daytona screaming obscenity's and random phrases. It was pretty fun in general.
I want to go shoot firearms again. Oh yeah I quit my job on Thursday. I'm exhausted & that's all I have.
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stolenhistories:
Chickenheads? Any particular reason? Where you workin and why you quittin?
myrtle1:
THere's a Bubba Gump's over on city walk I think.