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"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy." -Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle

"Democracy was tried repeatedly, in different places, and for differing periods of time, and if any one conclusion can be reached from a study of the results it is that democracy will lead, sooner or later, to socialism." - C.N. Parkinson from The Evolution of Political Thought

I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that...
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I had to put my cat Madeline to sleep. She had a terminal virus called FIP, it attacks the immune system and causes secondary problems like a respiratory infection which is why i took her to the vet. The virus would have spread to her major organs within a month, so I had to put her down. Anyway, she turned 1 and I had her...
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Cable Companies Provide Porn While Funding Politicians

By JAKE TAPPER and AVERY MILLER

WASHINGTON, Feb. 7, 2005 While its previous owners considered adult entertainment "immoral," Adelphia Communications Corp., the country's fifth-largest cable television provider, last week became the first to offer hard-core adult films on pay-per-view to its subscribers.

"It's a very lucrative source of funds," said Dennis McAlpine, a media and entertainment industry analyst....
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The Mongers

Bush is a monkey
Rice a rodent
Cheney a robot
Rumsfeld an alien

Only the rodent has a penis
And a heart of stone
The monkey likes the smell of feces
But only his own
No one loves a robot
Therefore the robot is all alone
The alien enjoys a childs scream
A womans cry and a mans moan

The rodent reports to...
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I recently listened to a few of Martin Luther King JRs speeches and I couldn't help wishing that a voice a like his existed for todays generation. Of course, if King were alive today he would be labeled anti-American. I think it is interesting that we have a holiday honoring this man in our country and yet no one is encouraged to actually read or...
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"The Bible, which is a very interesting and here and there very profound book when considered as one of the oldest surviving manifestations of human wisdom and fancy, expresses this truth very naively in its myth of original sin. Jehovah, who of all the good gods adored by men was certainly the most jealous, the most vain, the most ferocious, the most unjust, the most...
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The Poetry of D.H. Rumsfeld
Recent works by the secretary of defense.

The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

Feb. 12,...
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Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
Benjamin Franklin

I got an A in Statistics, so I'm happy about that. My GPA is 3.58, I have one D which is bringing me down, I should have about a 3.68. I will probably re-take a class next semester so long as I don't have to go to the class. I know the professor and he said all I would have to do is redo the...
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Alexander is bombing at the box office, which means it is getting what it deserves. I think this film will top Water World as the biggest bomb in movie history. Alexander cost about $150 million to make and has grossed $30 million. If you have not seen this film I would recommend checking out books on Alexander the Great since you will gain more from...
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