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Wednesday Jul 13, 2005

Jul 13, 2005
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*twitch* *twitch*

So those fuckbags struck again, heaving a big fuckin' Conan rock through my back window. I was right by the door and hopped in my van to give chase - but I'm not sure I had the right vehicle.

When I do find dicklock & friends, I'm gonna force them to eat the glass, then slap their parents for giving birth to a bunch of dumb cunts. Then I'll charge them $2000 for the damages they've caused over the past few months (realistically probably only $1200 or so, but Ima charge 'em interest), and then I dunno... maybe $5000 on top of that. I'll call it fuckwad tax.

Maybe the po-po have gotten the hint that this goddamn shit is NOT fucking random. Twats.

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