Aw man, I got the heeblie-geeblies all over again just thinking about it.
I dropped the van off at my mom's work and walked back home. Later on, I felt something on my neck. I reached back and grabbed something. I gazed in horror as I saw that I had a ginormous wood tick in my hand. Naturally, I threw it onto the floor and proceeded to check for more of the fuckers. Fortunately it was just the one, so I sent that little fucker to a watery grave.
Even weirder is that this morning, as I was watching my The Twilight Zone, I felt something on my neck, reached back and pulled a large beetle off my neck. At least I THINK it was a beetle. Who knows, maybe it was that same damned tick, but I doubt it. Either way, it was a wierd coincidence.
Bugs must find the back of my neck appealing.
[shudder]
I dropped the van off at my mom's work and walked back home. Later on, I felt something on my neck. I reached back and grabbed something. I gazed in horror as I saw that I had a ginormous wood tick in my hand. Naturally, I threw it onto the floor and proceeded to check for more of the fuckers. Fortunately it was just the one, so I sent that little fucker to a watery grave.
Even weirder is that this morning, as I was watching my The Twilight Zone, I felt something on my neck, reached back and pulled a large beetle off my neck. At least I THINK it was a beetle. Who knows, maybe it was that same damned tick, but I doubt it. Either way, it was a wierd coincidence.
Bugs must find the back of my neck appealing.
[shudder]
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My brothers friend, Soapy, found a tick in his ass when we went camping many moons ago. I think he's the one who should have been worried about an appealing new home.