rockzombie

For a personality such as this one, things that appear wonderful are open to criticism. The fear of taking things for granted is often as strong as the fear of being taken for granted. This is where the balance of logic and emotion comes into play.

Bear in mind I am on my fifth martini and, in regards to the equation, there is a factor...
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Have you ever had a piece of equipment that you haven't used in a long time? Not because you were lazy, but because you really had no need for it. Did you miss using it? (it is your favorite tool after all) What about when you found a use for it again, didn't it feel satisfying?

I call this "Shaking the dust off," and it...
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Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female"
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White"
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one, blows itself up!"


Yea, I said it. What?


Here's...
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Oh yea, see how well you spell at five in the morning.

Although I got no sleep Monday night, I was on cloud nine all day. I drug myself to the grocery store after work and decided to treat myself. It's rare that I cook for myself, hi diddily dee, but I was on some afterglow shit. I fixed myself broiled saln=mon with lime and cilantro, saffrom rice and mixed vegitables. I washed it all down with...
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Awkward but seriously, what are you going to expect? We'll have to see where this goes. Iwill say this touugh, I haven't been this polite to my customers in a long time.

well it's plain to see
you're a dangerous thing
with those hips, those lips, and those eyes
and it's lucky for me
that i like being free
or i might try and make you mine

now i might give in to kiss you
but don't plan on me staying long

now i might give in to kiss you
but tommorrow i will be gone

For the past number of years, probably even before I had gotten to Richmond, VA, I think had forgotten an element of my personality. I didn't even think about it being gone, I simply didn't understand why things were the way they were. Relationships were few and far between, and the ones I had were either boring or manipulative. I very recently came to the...
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I couldn't have writen it better. I seriously couldn't have.

Come to think of it, I really could have.


One of our customers just registered racyshemales.com...Hot damn!