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Look at it go!!!


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Awww yea, you know she's loving that shit.


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"Watch your head Baby, the game is still on."
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In the off chance I do start having sex with people again, The Gravitizer™ would be perfect!
Look at it go!!!



This thing is the best mairtal aid since peanut butter. And speaking of man's best friend...move over, Rover. Let The Gravitizer™ take over! I'm thinking beer, bendy straw, and a TV on the celing.

Not only is it just for the relaxing pleasure of men. It is also great for the erotic pleasure of women.
Awww yea, you know she's loving that shit.



Every couple needs The Gravitizer™. For only $189.95 (plus $34.95 shipping), you can make every day like Valentine's Day.

"Watch your head Baby, the game is still on."

"Oh yea, that's much better. Go Team!"
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jonnyjonnyh:
I don't understand it's use in the 69 position.
vkeithv:
i need that. yeah, no more pee on me. not good.