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I was still smashed when I went into work this morning. Those fucking bartenders down the street. They hide shots from each other and give me one everytime they do one.

I ended up speaking with someone last night and I still have no idea what we spoke about.

I was reviewing contracts this morning and I came across a company called Jack Daniels Lawn Care. I think I will award the contract to them because that name kicks ass.

Tip of the day: If you see Dante kick him because he wants your soul.
" I want you to hit me as hard as you can! "