Aliens have been cruising my house for weeks now.... (STOP LAUGHING! 
) On my rooms' door step to the balcony, there was a HUGE ALIEN SLUG BABY! 
(laugh all you want! It was real!) It was as big as my hand, had THREE under developed eyes, ONE arm, a sucker fish mouth, and a weird hump flap thing on it's back! Did I mention that it was HUGE?!?!? So freaking out I got some materials and try to fling it away... unfortunetly it landed on my roof instead.... I was fine with that until the very next day IT WAS GONE!!!!! ALIENS!!! 
Needless to say I haven't been at home... then again, they're ALIENS... no place is safe!!!! QUICK HIDE YOUR YOUNG! Aliens are seriously ruining my nights... god damn it!
- Rocky
) On my rooms' door step to the balcony, there was a HUGE ALIEN SLUG BABY! (laugh all you want! It was real!) It was as big as my hand, had THREE under developed eyes, ONE arm, a sucker fish mouth, and a weird hump flap thing on it's back! Did I mention that it was HUGE?!?!? So freaking out I got some materials and try to fling it away... unfortunetly it landed on my roof instead.... I was fine with that until the very next day IT WAS GONE!!!!! ALIENS!!! Needless to say I haven't been at home... then again, they're ALIENS... no place is safe!!!! QUICK HIDE YOUR YOUNG! Aliens are seriously ruining my nights... god damn it!
- Rocky
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susannahjoy:
eeeww...... i'd start carrying around some salt if i were you
rockstarbunny:
HAHAHAA! 