Go me! I passed not only the 2 written tests but we were pretty much doing nothing so I asked if we could just get the practical test over with too and the guy said sure so my time was 5:07. I can do better, but its a passing score so all I gotta do is show up for an hour tomorrow for a beer lecture then pick up my certificate and I'm an officially passing bartender....now the actual hard part of getting the job.
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Just slouching past your little spot here to say hi and to admire your complete lack of ambition, greed, financial stability and humility.
ps. Your vices fuckin suck you can do better than that come on now, you little fuck.
Wow. That felt good.
I wanna be your crush. Can I? Please? I'm a good crushee. I don't freak out. I just take the adoration like it's a totally normal everyday occurence. Which, of course, it is.
As far as I can tell, from my birdseye god-like perspective, you haven't earned a single vice point. Okay, maybe RENT, but that's under "Makes Me Happy".
And getting all scratched up during sex could be taken as a vice if your partner is some species other than human. That could be, in some cultures, considered, you know, "wrong." But if the cat/chicken/rabbit wsa into it, I'd say that probably wouldn't count as a vice either.
So there you go. Vices are very difficult things to accumulate.