I totally ripped this off but all credit goes to Suzanne on myspace. Just changed some stuff to make it a girlfriend instead of b/f. Answer it for fun even if you don't want to be my g/f.
Potential Girlfriend Application.
Full Name:
Birthdate:
Height / Weight:
Hair / Eye Color:
Race/National Origin:
Occupation/Job Title/Employer:
Year, Make & Model of vehicle:
Relationship Status:
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
If yes, will I think it's hot?:
Dates of relationships:
Reason for leaving:
Think you are smarter than me? Prove it.
Please list three fetishes/fantasies:
Are you a cuddling person?:
Do you dig PDA?:
Do you have HIV?:
Is the number of people you have had sex with higher than my age?
Do you currently or have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Do you fart/spit/burp/anything else gross? Will you do it around me?
Have you ever been in love?
Do you have any children?
If yes, how many, and with how many women?
Will you care that I'll probably love my friends more than I love you?
Have you ever made out with a chick?
Are you in a band?
What kind of music do you listen to?
Are you into Horror movies?
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
If yes, where and what?
Whats your favorite food?
Do you eat meat or do the diary thang?
Do you give a shit that I prefer cheese on my hot dogs?
Do you smoke cigarettes? If yes, how many?
Do you do drugs? If yes, what kind?
Do you drink? If yes, what types?
Are you allergic to dogs?
Do you have a future?
Did you vote for Bush?
Will you take me home to meet mom?
Would you watch a Simpsons marathon with me?
Does size matter?
What kind of underwear, if any, do you wear?
What is your favorite sexual position?
What would be our perfect date?
Do you have a history of mental illness? If yes, please please please please explain.
Are you a sick mother fucker?
Give me a compliment:
Potential Girlfriend Application.
Full Name:
Birthdate:
Height / Weight:
Hair / Eye Color:
Race/National Origin:
Occupation/Job Title/Employer:
Year, Make & Model of vehicle:
Relationship Status:
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
If yes, will I think it's hot?:
Dates of relationships:
Reason for leaving:
Think you are smarter than me? Prove it.
Please list three fetishes/fantasies:
Are you a cuddling person?:
Do you dig PDA?:
Do you have HIV?:
Is the number of people you have had sex with higher than my age?
Do you currently or have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
Do you fart/spit/burp/anything else gross? Will you do it around me?
Have you ever been in love?
Do you have any children?
If yes, how many, and with how many women?
Will you care that I'll probably love my friends more than I love you?
Have you ever made out with a chick?
Are you in a band?
What kind of music do you listen to?
Are you into Horror movies?
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
If yes, where and what?
Whats your favorite food?
Do you eat meat or do the diary thang?
Do you give a shit that I prefer cheese on my hot dogs?
Do you smoke cigarettes? If yes, how many?
Do you do drugs? If yes, what kind?
Do you drink? If yes, what types?
Are you allergic to dogs?
Do you have a future?
Did you vote for Bush?
Will you take me home to meet mom?
Would you watch a Simpsons marathon with me?
Does size matter?
What kind of underwear, if any, do you wear?
What is your favorite sexual position?
What would be our perfect date?
Do you have a history of mental illness? If yes, please please please please explain.
Are you a sick mother fucker?
Give me a compliment: