It's been three weeks and sixty comments later, and I still haven't been given the car I won. I'm beginning to wonder if I really won or if it was a dream I had. My old car is falling apart and I don't want to fix it until I'm driving the new one. I feel like a spoiled kid complaining about it because it was free, but for fuck sake, I won it and I want to drive it!
I could be riding my new bike around the botanical gardens we recently got a membership to. Last time we went I found a pine cone in the shape of a penis:
Synnove, where is that potato chip you had? I couldn't find it in your pics.
I could be riding my new bike around the botanical gardens we recently got a membership to. Last time we went I found a pine cone in the shape of a penis:

Synnove, where is that potato chip you had? I couldn't find it in your pics.
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hope it wasn't something i said
penis shaped pine cones? man that is just plain wrong.....