So's I 'estended da damn olive branch o' friendship t' some n00b an' she insults one o' mah digifriends. *sigh* Cyba' anonymity knows no bounds (down low, o' sump'n likes dat).
I would likes t' snatch dis time t'espress mah appreciashun o' da damn sucka' who invented oat bran english muffins. When Eden brought dese-he'ah crib
neitha' one o' us know'd they wuz not regulah' english muffins. I is some big-ass fan o' english muffins anyway, but still . . . dese-he'ah oat bran muffins laive all da otha's in da dust.
Do yourself some favor . . . Ya' know? serious-like.
http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html
I would likes t' snatch dis time t'espress mah appreciashun o' da damn sucka' who invented oat bran english muffins. When Eden brought dese-he'ah crib
neitha' one o' us know'd they wuz not regulah' english muffins. I is some big-ass fan o' english muffins anyway, but still . . . dese-he'ah oat bran muffins laive all da otha's in da dust.
Do yourself some favor . . . Ya' know? serious-like.
http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html
freckle:
i want to say "oat bran muffins are yucky" but the jive-o-matic will not translate 
