I posted an ad on Craigslist, I thought it was good enough to share. One full week and still no response. What's wrong with people...honestly?
I drink Jones Soda every day with my lunch. Cream soda is my favorite flavor, it does wonderful things. I believe that, if we can one day harness its positive properties, Jones Cream Soda can one day solve all of the world's animosities.
That's a story for another time though, today I am drinking green apple soda.
If you have ever had Jones Soda before, you would have noticed that they have little fortunes under the cap. Lately they have been more and more specific. The one today told me simply "Hide for a few days."
Under the circumstances, I am inclined to believe that Jones Soda Company knows what I am up to. Unfortunately, I have plans to spend some time tonight with one of my favorite people to spend time with. I think I'll have to sneak away just this once.
Please don't blame me if something bad happens.
I drink Jones Soda every day with my lunch. Cream soda is my favorite flavor, it does wonderful things. I believe that, if we can one day harness its positive properties, Jones Cream Soda can one day solve all of the world's animosities.
That's a story for another time though, today I am drinking green apple soda.
If you have ever had Jones Soda before, you would have noticed that they have little fortunes under the cap. Lately they have been more and more specific. The one today told me simply "Hide for a few days."
Under the circumstances, I am inclined to believe that Jones Soda Company knows what I am up to. Unfortunately, I have plans to spend some time tonight with one of my favorite people to spend time with. I think I'll have to sneak away just this once.
Please don't blame me if something bad happens.
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cheech:
how about Nesbitt's Lime Soda (prominently featured in Negativland's Escape from Noise)?
byte:
Hahah hilarious post. I'm drinking the black cherry! Woooot.