rockinricky

Let's see what this does then, shan't we. It's a damn good thing they don't keep your post count anymore, I'd be hurting for sure.

You have sunken into the official hating zone
in which you witness the most salt shaking
behind your back speaking
record criticizing cock blocking
in the club costume jewelry wearing
valet parked Lexus renting
undercover, star-struck
no game-having fake Versace shirt wearing
motel hell living
false Muslim being, jungle fever having
pork-eating demon people
Our purpose here on your planet is to BRING YOU DOWN
If you can evade this evil, you will be the man

First and foremost, Kool Keith is the shit.


I've been paying closer attention to politics lately. This is rather out of character for me, I've always been relatively uninterested in politics. One thing I am still absolutely uninterested in is outside political opinions and analysis. I am looking for facts in order to make my own decisions, I do not care to know how someone else feels about it. Expert or otherwise.

Say you have a country...call it Dramadia. The President for life of Dramadia suddenly falls under pressure of a group of revolutionaries...call them the Instigationist Party. The Instagationists want to overthrow the current Dramadian President and decide to plan a Coup d'tat.

You have the Dramadian Governmental leadership and their trusted consultants/advisers (and not to forget the patriotic Dramadaries). This group, currently in power, are trying to maintain their stand on current issues while attempting to douse any fires kindled by the separatists.

You also have the Instagationist Party (who are trying to rally support for a cause they deem right and good based on their core beliefs) attempting to petition a new President from their ranks to assume leadership pending a successful Coup.

Then you have the Dramadian citizens who are just trying to live their damn lives and have a good time.

With all that's happening in the political world today, who needs reality TV? Seriously. If I am interested, I will seek out the facts. If I care about one Dramadian faction or another, or about any other political or social situation globally, chances are I will find out for myself.

I don't like receiving my news heavily frosted with bias. As entertaining as the situation may be, I really don't care how you feel about this personally. If I do, I'll ask...but don't hold your breath.

And in other news...I'm not a role model. Although, if you feel so inclined, you are welcome to suck me off.


One of the strangest things about being an adult, I'm learning, is dating. I am having a ball going out with different girls, eating food, having drinks and everything that would imply. Now so freshly out of a rather disappointing summer romance, in which your hero was so sneakily cheated upon (fret not sports fans, the uncouth young lady received her penance. I'm thinking of making t-shirts about it. "My ex girlfriend got herpes, and all I got was this crappy t-shirt (thank god)").

I was taken out last night by a young woman recently out of a bad relationship herself. We went and had dinner, chatted a bit, smiled, laughed and I took her home. Afterwards I went to have a drink or two with two other lovely blonde girls (we call this the "Chicken and Stove Top" method of going out). We had some drinks and awesome, yet inappropriate conversations. I got home just passed midnight. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my phone rang.

On the other end was a girl that I had gone out with once, less then a week ago. She came with some "I saw you tonight at the restaurant."

Please understand that I am not a player, manwhore or anything like that. I enjoy spending casual time with the fairer sex. Phisicality has little, if anything to do with it. I haven't had sex since early June, for chrissakes. I try not to enter into a debacle like that unless I feel like I want to spend some serious face time with someone. Currently, I couldn't be any farther from that desire.

I digress.

She came with some "I saw you tonight at the restaurant" and I froze. Did I do something bad? Should I feel guilty? She said she was at the bar from the time we walked in to the time that we left. I'm wondering if I should feel creeped out about all this. She put it too me like she was offering me an opertunity to explain myself. In her defense, I think she was drunk. I asked a female friend of mine, and she said that girls sometimes come off as creepy when they're drunk.

Dating is really weird.