Ohh man, today was really tired for me, it all started this morning when some damn aurors were messin around with my fellas and I just had to fucken jinx them cuz those new death eaters damn they're dumb, they cant tell a polijuice poition from day old cool-aid.
anyways I thought I'd have a nice breakfast but that fucken inferius I got to cook for me is a fucken mess, I found one of his ears on my orange juice, that's the last time I get and inferius as a maid. Maybe I'll throw the Imperius curse on one of those hooters girls, yeah that will work better.
But back to my day, That Potter brat, geez what a pain in the back he turned out to be, he's always hidding behind Dumb-eldore, that sissy boy. I should have killed him when I had the chance, but instead I just wasted my time carving that scar on his forehead with my swiss army pockenknife, people think he got the scar by surviving Aveda Kedavra, tss whatever people, I was just messin with his forhead sorta like a gang tag Y'know. they think it's a lightening bolt, geez, it's just a frickin "S" but KISS style, those muggles sure know how to rock.
Whatever man, back to my sad day, I went to the US to make some Inferius rise and destroy this small city called raccoon city and they did a pretty cool job. Yet here comes the catch, when I came back home I was watchin CNN and apparently some dumbass umbrella corporation was taken the credit for my inferius, callin them some virus-t zombies. FUCK THIS SHIT MAN!!! I didnt spend all my day rising the dead so that some stupid muggle corporation decided to butt in and take the credit, Geez it's damn hard being the most evil wizard these days.
Oh but the day didnt end there, see I accidentally Aveda Kedavra my best friend when he beat me at halo.
I hope tomorrow will be a better day, maybe I'll get some felix felicis... yeah that'd be great
anyways I thought I'd have a nice breakfast but that fucken inferius I got to cook for me is a fucken mess, I found one of his ears on my orange juice, that's the last time I get and inferius as a maid. Maybe I'll throw the Imperius curse on one of those hooters girls, yeah that will work better.
But back to my day, That Potter brat, geez what a pain in the back he turned out to be, he's always hidding behind Dumb-eldore, that sissy boy. I should have killed him when I had the chance, but instead I just wasted my time carving that scar on his forehead with my swiss army pockenknife, people think he got the scar by surviving Aveda Kedavra, tss whatever people, I was just messin with his forhead sorta like a gang tag Y'know. they think it's a lightening bolt, geez, it's just a frickin "S" but KISS style, those muggles sure know how to rock.
Whatever man, back to my sad day, I went to the US to make some Inferius rise and destroy this small city called raccoon city and they did a pretty cool job. Yet here comes the catch, when I came back home I was watchin CNN and apparently some dumbass umbrella corporation was taken the credit for my inferius, callin them some virus-t zombies. FUCK THIS SHIT MAN!!! I didnt spend all my day rising the dead so that some stupid muggle corporation decided to butt in and take the credit, Geez it's damn hard being the most evil wizard these days.
Oh but the day didnt end there, see I accidentally Aveda Kedavra my best friend when he beat me at halo.
I hope tomorrow will be a better day, maybe I'll get some felix felicis... yeah that'd be great
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omg.
omg.
i out of words.
omg. omg.
this is too much for gogo's little heart.
jodorowsky and el topo again.
awwww
i had no doubts about manson acting in it tho