I just want everybody here to know that I have always wanted a pet polar bear that I can ride around like that girl from Golden Compass. I would go to work on my polar bear who would be named Vanya, and he would just jump over the motionless cars on the 405 at 200 miles per hour and when there where no parking spots, he would just lift one of the cars in the parking place and toss it over his head. I would feed him my enemies and police officers.
