Rules:
Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
(except I'm not taggin anyone cuz I dont like being tagged, so you can play along only if you want to.)
1.- My middle name is Lorenz
2.- When I was in high school, I used to leave poop in other people's lockers
3.- I can only fall asleep in a position that involves grabbing my crotch with the left hand and the top of my head with the right hand.
4.- My pediatrician suggested that I started drinking wine at 5 if I ever wanted to become a sommelier
5.- I had my first abortion when I was 13
6.- Yaks seem to be very attracted to me when I'm around them
7.- There is a sex position named after my great-grand-dad
8.- Once, I got Jay-Z in a lot of trouble, 99 to be exact
9.- I make 23 dollars a year in royalties; whenever you hear a teenager mumble about zombie racism in his sleep during a movie, TV show or commercial, that's my voice they are playing over.
10.- I can identify over twelve different species of bird by the taste of their feces.
11.- I have a rare memory condition that makes me forget five years before my present.
12.- I am allergic to the color cobalt, when I'm around it I break into hives
13.- The Mayor of Missouri holds a grudge against me.
14. -By religion I am not allowed to sit on a sofa unless there is an odd number of pillows on it.
15.- I know how to distill acetone, Wood varnish and swedish fish into a vegan substitute of whiskey
16.- The pope once called me a Dummy for not knowing the meaning of the word "CATOPTROMANCY"
17.- You can find the word "pituitary" on my resume exactly seven times.
18.- My last job consisted on explaining People why they shouldnt eat soap.
19.- I had a sports injury in junior high, ever since that moment, whenever I bend my left knee while my toes are facing upwards, the bones on my ankle crack the first five notes of "aint no sunshine" by Al Green
20.- I cant watch TV unless my hands have been washed and my nails trimmed.
21.- My first kiss was with a Russian girl named Anna Akhmatova.
22.- I have not kissed anyone ever since, I dont plan to.
23.- My left lung is shaped like a stromtrooper's mask, doctors believe it's the work of siths
24.- I never learned to read, up to this day, I use osmosis to know what a book is about.
25.- only one fact on this list is real.
Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
(except I'm not taggin anyone cuz I dont like being tagged, so you can play along only if you want to.)
1.- My middle name is Lorenz
2.- When I was in high school, I used to leave poop in other people's lockers
3.- I can only fall asleep in a position that involves grabbing my crotch with the left hand and the top of my head with the right hand.
4.- My pediatrician suggested that I started drinking wine at 5 if I ever wanted to become a sommelier
5.- I had my first abortion when I was 13
6.- Yaks seem to be very attracted to me when I'm around them
7.- There is a sex position named after my great-grand-dad
8.- Once, I got Jay-Z in a lot of trouble, 99 to be exact
9.- I make 23 dollars a year in royalties; whenever you hear a teenager mumble about zombie racism in his sleep during a movie, TV show or commercial, that's my voice they are playing over.
10.- I can identify over twelve different species of bird by the taste of their feces.
11.- I have a rare memory condition that makes me forget five years before my present.
12.- I am allergic to the color cobalt, when I'm around it I break into hives
13.- The Mayor of Missouri holds a grudge against me.
14. -By religion I am not allowed to sit on a sofa unless there is an odd number of pillows on it.
15.- I know how to distill acetone, Wood varnish and swedish fish into a vegan substitute of whiskey
16.- The pope once called me a Dummy for not knowing the meaning of the word "CATOPTROMANCY"
17.- You can find the word "pituitary" on my resume exactly seven times.
18.- My last job consisted on explaining People why they shouldnt eat soap.
19.- I had a sports injury in junior high, ever since that moment, whenever I bend my left knee while my toes are facing upwards, the bones on my ankle crack the first five notes of "aint no sunshine" by Al Green
20.- I cant watch TV unless my hands have been washed and my nails trimmed.
21.- My first kiss was with a Russian girl named Anna Akhmatova.
22.- I have not kissed anyone ever since, I dont plan to.
23.- My left lung is shaped like a stromtrooper's mask, doctors believe it's the work of siths
24.- I never learned to read, up to this day, I use osmosis to know what a book is about.
25.- only one fact on this list is real.
you're still the coolest.
*sigh* one can dream...