I knew it wouldn't work out with my last girlfriend, because she didn't like to party or have sex.
Those are the 2 most important qualities I look for in a woman; She should drink me under the table...
...and she should like alcohol.
Those are the 2 most important qualities I look for in a woman; She should drink me under the table...
...and she should like alcohol.

Call me from your cell. Soon. And I'll drink you under the table and talk about sex all night.
It's the two things I'm best at, honestly!