I am absolutely too lazy to get laid. There was a hot SG type in my bar tonight, which never happens, and she was drumming up drama by showing interest in me and another dude. I simply don't have it in me to "compete" til closing time to get the girl so I punched out. I am too lazy to get laid and I am A-OK with that. 
veilchen:
Yeah screw that hey, sounds like a bit of a biatch anyway