So. I had, for the most part, a wonderful weekend. Lot's of fighting. Some drinking. Dancing girls. Happy laughs and fun for all.
Saturday night and sunday...weren't high on the happy meter.
Saturday night there was at the event a mother of one of the younger girls who plays our game. We, as a group, are very accepting of everyone and are also friendly and open.
This woman seemed to have a problem with drinking, not so much with ours....but hers. She didn't have much but it was more than enough to turn her into "crazy lady of doom".
She and I had a number of simple conversations about things which, as the host to our party, is something I both enjoy doing and do well.
At one point she asked me about religion. Now to me this is a touchy subject. Not because I have any problems with religion but I tend to find other people have problems with me talking about religions because I tend to point out major glaring flaws. Normally this takes time to piss people off but little did I know she was like one of those Black Cat firecrackers. Oh it has a 3 inch wick it still somehow manages to burn all at the same time giving you no chance to throw it.
I told her I wasn't sure if I believed in "God" and I didn't know if there was one. But I pointed out that if there IS an omnipotent all powerful being then they ultimately are responsible for everything that happens.
That's exactly how I said it. Calmly. Simply. I get in return...
"Fuck you! Stop being such a fucking child and take some responsiblity for your own fucking actions! You take all of your faults and mistakes and problems and push them off of a God!!".
I looked aroudn for a secodn to see if I could spot any Agents rom the Matrix or possibly a sign indicating I was suddenly in the Willy Wonka's WhatthefuckChuck Machine but no...still in the same place.
I then said that I take full responisbility for all of my actions and I feel that everything that I do and the choices I make are mine and mine alone to own up to. I then pointed out again that IF there was such a being even my choices would be because of their will. Because that's what it means to be all powerful...everything happens due to your will. Omnipotence means that the reason why concrete isn't squeezably soft is because that being says it isn't.
After her retort of yelling and swearing I pointed out that I agreed with her point but was simply pointing out a flaw.
She then simply started calling me stupid and I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about at which point I said that our conversation was ended and that she could either go to the other side of my tavern or leave the building as I was through having her yell at me while standing a foot away.
She refused.
WUGGAFUG?!?!? This pissed me off and I started to raise my voice which caused some people around to look over...then I started to yell...which caused four or five people to come over to try and remove her.
Keep in mind that we couldn't, by law, touch her or threaten her with violence. Also if we called the police we risked losing the ability to use the site we were at. So we attempted to have her leave.
Well...they attempted. I was backed against a wall with this tiny woman less than a foot away from me while I pressed my hands against the wall sayign to myself over and over, "If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat. If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat".
I was furious. My friends kept tryign to get me to leave but I wouldn't. Mostly because if I moved I was going to grab her neck and whip her outside but also because she wasn't moving so I would have had to push her out of the way to pass and I'll be damned if I'm leaving my tavern without a host.
Luckily one of my friend got her to back up a little by telling her that if the positions were reversed and I had her back to the wall and was standing that close he could push me back and away from her but since she was female that wasn't really an option for him.
Finally it sort of came down to that all she wanted to do was make her point but I wasn't letting her then she would leave. It went like this...
Lady- "Drunken something mummble soemthinsomethin...*long pause*"
Me- "Are you done? Is that your point?"
Lady- "See he won't let me finish!!
Me- "No. I just want to make sure you ARE finished as I don't want to interupt but you stopped talking so I thought you were done. Please go on."
Lady-"God...loves us all. He isn't there to punish us. Mummble...somthin...that's all I'm saying...ya know?"
Me- "Are you done? Are you finished now? Then get out. Go away. Fuck off. Fly home. Hit the streets. You made your point. I've made mine. You said you would leave. You are no longer welcome now go as you agreed."
Lady- *blank yet sad stare*
Me- "Get the FUCK OOOOUUUT!!"
Lady- "Lady Ok. I'll go. I may have been a little abbrasive in my argruing (not a typo). I'll go now. I apologi (also not a typo) *holds up hand for high five*
Me- "Apologies are for people who aren't sorry. Now get out."
So she leaves..and comes back in 20 mins later. At this point I have to get out and just be somewhere else...she pissed off 4 more people that night directly and dozens of those trying to smooth things over. Jarrod, close friend and guy running the event, had to stay with her talking and walking until 7am.
Sunday afterwards we had a horrible time at a chinese place named Hawaiian Island. Food was awful, service was worse.
On the way home my friend Abe's Jeep broke down so we waited with him until AAA picked him up.
I got home about 2:30 and called out of work.
I hope everyone else had an awsome weekend. *hugs*
Take care.
Remember- "If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat. If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat."- Me
Saturday night and sunday...weren't high on the happy meter.
Saturday night there was at the event a mother of one of the younger girls who plays our game. We, as a group, are very accepting of everyone and are also friendly and open.
This woman seemed to have a problem with drinking, not so much with ours....but hers. She didn't have much but it was more than enough to turn her into "crazy lady of doom".
She and I had a number of simple conversations about things which, as the host to our party, is something I both enjoy doing and do well.
At one point she asked me about religion. Now to me this is a touchy subject. Not because I have any problems with religion but I tend to find other people have problems with me talking about religions because I tend to point out major glaring flaws. Normally this takes time to piss people off but little did I know she was like one of those Black Cat firecrackers. Oh it has a 3 inch wick it still somehow manages to burn all at the same time giving you no chance to throw it.
I told her I wasn't sure if I believed in "God" and I didn't know if there was one. But I pointed out that if there IS an omnipotent all powerful being then they ultimately are responsible for everything that happens.
That's exactly how I said it. Calmly. Simply. I get in return...
"Fuck you! Stop being such a fucking child and take some responsiblity for your own fucking actions! You take all of your faults and mistakes and problems and push them off of a God!!".
I looked aroudn for a secodn to see if I could spot any Agents rom the Matrix or possibly a sign indicating I was suddenly in the Willy Wonka's WhatthefuckChuck Machine but no...still in the same place.
I then said that I take full responisbility for all of my actions and I feel that everything that I do and the choices I make are mine and mine alone to own up to. I then pointed out again that IF there was such a being even my choices would be because of their will. Because that's what it means to be all powerful...everything happens due to your will. Omnipotence means that the reason why concrete isn't squeezably soft is because that being says it isn't.
After her retort of yelling and swearing I pointed out that I agreed with her point but was simply pointing out a flaw.
She then simply started calling me stupid and I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about at which point I said that our conversation was ended and that she could either go to the other side of my tavern or leave the building as I was through having her yell at me while standing a foot away.
She refused.
WUGGAFUG?!?!? This pissed me off and I started to raise my voice which caused some people around to look over...then I started to yell...which caused four or five people to come over to try and remove her.
Keep in mind that we couldn't, by law, touch her or threaten her with violence. Also if we called the police we risked losing the ability to use the site we were at. So we attempted to have her leave.
Well...they attempted. I was backed against a wall with this tiny woman less than a foot away from me while I pressed my hands against the wall sayign to myself over and over, "If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat. If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat".
I was furious. My friends kept tryign to get me to leave but I wouldn't. Mostly because if I moved I was going to grab her neck and whip her outside but also because she wasn't moving so I would have had to push her out of the way to pass and I'll be damned if I'm leaving my tavern without a host.
Luckily one of my friend got her to back up a little by telling her that if the positions were reversed and I had her back to the wall and was standing that close he could push me back and away from her but since she was female that wasn't really an option for him.
Finally it sort of came down to that all she wanted to do was make her point but I wasn't letting her then she would leave. It went like this...
Lady- "Drunken something mummble soemthinsomethin...*long pause*"
Me- "Are you done? Is that your point?"
Lady- "See he won't let me finish!!
Me- "No. I just want to make sure you ARE finished as I don't want to interupt but you stopped talking so I thought you were done. Please go on."
Lady-"God...loves us all. He isn't there to punish us. Mummble...somthin...that's all I'm saying...ya know?"
Me- "Are you done? Are you finished now? Then get out. Go away. Fuck off. Fly home. Hit the streets. You made your point. I've made mine. You said you would leave. You are no longer welcome now go as you agreed."
Lady- *blank yet sad stare*
Me- "Get the FUCK OOOOUUUT!!"
Lady- "Lady Ok. I'll go. I may have been a little abbrasive in my argruing (not a typo). I'll go now. I apologi (also not a typo) *holds up hand for high five*
Me- "Apologies are for people who aren't sorry. Now get out."
So she leaves..and comes back in 20 mins later. At this point I have to get out and just be somewhere else...she pissed off 4 more people that night directly and dozens of those trying to smooth things over. Jarrod, close friend and guy running the event, had to stay with her talking and walking until 7am.
Sunday afterwards we had a horrible time at a chinese place named Hawaiian Island. Food was awful, service was worse.
On the way home my friend Abe's Jeep broke down so we waited with him until AAA picked him up.
I got home about 2:30 and called out of work.
I hope everyone else had an awsome weekend. *hugs*
Take care.
Remember- "If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat. If my hands are on the wall they aren't around her throat."- Me
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roxxee:
That's one the craziest things I've ever heard. Some people just shouldn't drink.
gilda22:
Sounds like a crazy weekend. But you painted the scene so amusingly. Thanks for the welcome and luck...I need it.