robotscrushheart

ok, quick break from my busy schedule of writing english papers. just got a call from that bank, and you know what that means...TA DA! I'M BOUNCING CHECKS!! see, for some reason, my landlord has this odd habit of trying to cash checks about 3 months after i turn them in. because my bank is lame and because i don't keep track at all of my checkbook, this usually leads to fun and excitement.

so, basically i'm using this post to announce this:

there will be a new guy on the street corner in high heels and a fishnets. so if you're lookin for luv at $50 an hour, talk to pimpbot 5000.